Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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