You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
jump out the window naked night went bad
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