just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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