Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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