google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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