i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
