Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just made out with a guy for $7.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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