We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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