I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Randomize
