Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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