somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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