she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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