is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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