Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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