There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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