I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
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if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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