It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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