I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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