Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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