i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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