community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Two words: nipple clamps
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