Do you still have your period?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize