did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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