And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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