Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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