I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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