I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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