So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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