She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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