yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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