About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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