I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
I cut my penus on the lid.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
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