He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
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