This girl is more easily done than said...
You smell like a Billy Joel song
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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