But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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