i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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