Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I use my feet as sexual weapons
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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