That's intense
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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