i think i have two assholes
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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