erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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