So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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