Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
