I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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