i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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