So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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