Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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