OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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