Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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