My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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