cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Oh god it's open bar.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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