I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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