No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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