i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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